RULES OF REALITY, PLEASE ADHERE.

April 2, 2025

I stumbled across this little gem yesterday on Phys.org – you know, the site usually telling us about sensible things...
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Go Vote, Wisconsin

April 1, 2025

Good choices come from experience, and experience comes from bad choices.
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Your Butthole: From Sperm Shooter to Poop Chute?

April 1, 2025

Science just dropped a truth bomb that’s gonna make you clench your cheeks. Some eggheads in lab coats decided to...
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Stop being an asshole

March 30, 2025

So yes, it would be easier and more ethical to support a safety net for everyone before needing it. But...
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My Chladni Plate: A Symphony of Screams (and Sand)

March 29, 2025

Alright, today we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, sanity-questioning world of Chladni plates. Yes, those metal plates that make pretty...
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They’re Watching. I know it.

March 28, 2025

Okay, I’m about to share some truths that Big Botany doesn’t want you to hear. You think your houseplants are...
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“Non-Profit” My Ass: How My University Decided to Rob Me at the Finish Line

March 24, 2025

UAGC was never my friend. So, picture this: I’m a shining beacon of corporate-sponsored academic achievement. My employer, bless their...
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Hitler was a tweaker

March 24, 2025

We’ve all heard the stories….but jesus.
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I saw a pheasant today

March 21, 2025

It stood in the middle of the road and looked at me but when i went to grab my phone...
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National Mall Tesla Dealership

March 16, 2025

POTUS and Elon Musk announce the worlds largest Tesla dealership to be opened on the US National Mall.
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