Life is hard
April 24, 2025
My Life: A Comedy of Errors So, picture this: a guy, let’s call him… me. I’m rocking the IT gig,...
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Can’t wait for the science!
April 11, 2025
Cancel your summer vacations and put away those complex research grants! According to the latest bombshell announcement straight from a...
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Unchecked Corporate Abortions
April 10, 2025
We need to talk. We’ve all accepted – some more grudgingly than others, perhaps after a Supreme Court decision (cough...
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RULES OF REALITY, PLEASE ADHERE.
April 2, 2025
I stumbled across this little gem yesterday on Phys.org – you know, the site usually telling us about sensible things...
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Go Vote, Wisconsin
April 1, 2025
Good choices come from experience, and experience comes from bad choices.
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Your Butthole: From Sperm Shooter to Poop Chute?
April 1, 2025
Science just dropped a truth bomb that’s gonna make you clench your cheeks. Some eggheads in lab coats decided to...
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Stop being an asshole
March 30, 2025
So yes, it would be easier and more ethical to support a safety net for everyone before needing it. But...
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My Chladni Plate: A Symphony of Screams (and Sand)
March 29, 2025
Alright, today we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, sanity-questioning world of Chladni plates. Yes, those metal plates that make pretty...
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They’re Watching. I know it.
March 28, 2025
Okay, I’m about to share some truths that Big Botany doesn’t want you to hear. You think your houseplants are...
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“Non-Profit” My Ass: How My University Decided to Rob Me at the Finish Line
March 24, 2025
UAGC was never my friend. So, picture this: I’m a shining beacon of corporate-sponsored academic achievement. My employer, bless their...
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