March 16, 2025
March 9, 2025
We can help. We're probably not gonna, but we could. How did you even get scalpworm? You should probably explain yourself (and be ashamed).
RULES OF REALITY, PLEASE ADHERE.
Go Vote, Wisconsin
Your Butthole: From Sperm Shooter to Poop Chute?
Stop being an asshole
My Chladni Plate: A Symphony of Screams (and Sand)
They’re Watching. I know it.
“Non-Profit” My Ass: How My University Decided to Rob Me at the Finish Line
Hitler was a tweaker
I saw a pheasant today
National Mall Tesla Dealership